- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!
- There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Well done is better than well said.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
- Where is a WILL, there is a WAY. Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
- Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES!
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!
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