• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

  • After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

  • If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

  • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!

  • There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

  • Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • Well done is better than well said.

  • Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

  • Where is a WILL, there is a WAY. Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

  • Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES!

  • Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!

dig from here

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
- Put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.
- Put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
- Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
- Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
- Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping.
- Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
- Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
- Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
- Put them in Sales.

If they have already left the day.
- Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
- Put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least,

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
- Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
[Author Unknown]

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