Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar : India
Boss : Which part?
Sardar : What 'which part'? whole body was born in India

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have one more!

Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'
Sardar : Oh! what a strange car, starts with tea. All cars that I know start with petrol

Sardar joined new job. First day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely

Museum Administrator : You stupid! That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!
Sardar : Thank God! I thought it was a new one

At the scene of an accident, a man was crying.
Man : Oh God! I have lost my hand, oh!!!
Sardar : Control yourself sir. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar : You cheated me!
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this 'All India Radio!'

In an interview.
Interviewer : How does an electric motor run?
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrr...Dhhuuuurrr.....
Interviewer : Stop it!!!
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrr....dhup dhup dhup dhup...stop already sir

Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar : An old king's skeleton
Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

*author unknown*

Linda is giving away a few info about herself. Please grab a copy of 'Mobile World' at your nearest bookstore!


Received this from fellow blogger through e-mail. I can't resist it, I have to blog it here. The owner of this shop is a real genius LoL!!

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead"

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

-Author unknown-

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Keputusan muktamad telah diperolehi pada malam 6hb Disember yang lalu. Tahniah kepada para pemenang. Linda Nanuwil tidak memenangi sebarang anugerah tapi tidak apa, tahun ini bukan rezeki beliau. Diharapkan Linda terus berkarya dan tidak mudah putus asa ;)

To my delight, the siblings, Nick and Star won the Amazing Race season 13! Their great teamwork was unquestionable. It was amazing to watch them doing every task with full of determination and most important is, they don't give up easily. Ken and Tina were always ahead of them in each task but the siblings were always the first to finish. I am so happy for them!

Ken & Tina took the second place. They didn't win but their relationship works. Good luck to them! Andrew and Dan were just satisfied at third place.

I couldn't see Toni and Dallas at the final pit stop. It must be due to their passport problem. I hope Dallas and Starr could continue their friendship after this ;)

Now the Race is finished :( my night will be dull every Monday and Thursday. I just hope they can speed up the season 14!!!

*pics taken from cbs website

Oh crap! I really wanted Toni & Dallas in the final 3. But due to Dallas' carelessness they were eliminated just before the finals.

These are the final 3:

Nick & Starr, Ken & Tina

Andrew & Dan

Who would be the luckiest and win the USD1million??? I hope it would be the siblings, Nick & Starr! I really love to see them win this Race. Tune in to AXN tomorrow night to find out!